Batman: It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Holmes.

Sherlock: Likewise, Mr. Wayne.

Batman: How’d you know?

Sherlock: Elementary. When you approached you came down 34th street, indicating that you left from a position north of city. Financing for all your gadgets would be hugely expensive, and Mr. Wayne is the only man who lives north of the city who’s wealthy enough to support such a task. Plus, your tragic loss as a child would prevent your from entrusting someone else with the job of protecting the city. Additionally …

BATARANG TO THE HEAD.

“Look, my editor said, if you really love it you can have two pages. Otherwise we’ll make it a single. Welcome, then, to my one-page review of Gordon Ramsay’s new restaurant.”

I need to make a practice out of finding and sharing scathing english restaurant reviews.

(Source: Guardian)

One day, I’m going to go through every TV show and movie where they pretend to be showing you the viewfinder of a camcorder, and actually crop the video where they have the crop lines.